The Handsome Mess: Archive

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Also I would very much like to become a baron for my birthday. Check the store. It’s in there.

Sep 28th

Jul 10th

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Jul 9th

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Jul 9th

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Mar 11th

Does anybody want to help me fight the Pizzapocolyspe?

Feb 13th

Jan 5th

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Dec 25th

To anybody who had the chance so far...

A lot of people are home for the holidays. Go hug your mom, your brother, sister, and/or dad. Not everybody gets to.

Nov 26th

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Cold and Rainy (A Friday Night Playlist)

Kevin Seconds - Good Luck Buttons Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes Austin Lucas - Somebody Loves You Nana Grizol - Love It, Love It Iron Horse - Pickin’ On Modest Mouse

Nov 20th

Nov 11th

“There were only like 8 guys back then.”

– Louis C.K.

Nov 7th

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Nov 6th

Fine tuning the stand up act:

Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to answer. Keep stacking the crowd Do not drink that much before the show. Feel free after, but never before.

Nov 5th

I'm completely sick to my stomach...

That could in fact be a balance of nerves, the fact that my friends at the end of the night were all my boss at work (who rulre… hard. Way to know how to drink!!!!), or the interesting thing about stand up comedy where you are totally alone… But my stomach isn’t happy. Most likely with a l lot of things. Tonight was great though and I wish I could do it again. OH wait! I will!

Nov 5th

TK's stamp of approval...

Scarlet - Probably the best thing Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev have done since they worked on Daredevil together. So freaking cool. Plus it takes place in Portland (where I live these days). It’s really fun to flip through a comic and see a bunch of landmarks that you actually recognize. The Walking Dead - I never read the comic books, I just flipped through them, but the...

Nov 4th

“Kermit, to me, is the original Tom Hanks”

– Jason Segel

Nov 2nd

Somebody call FEMA

‘Cause Halloween is a disaster…

Oct 30th

My dad always told me...

That the smartest guy in the room was the guy that wasn’t saying anything. We need to be careful about what we say and do if we aren’t entirely sure what is going on with people in a situation. Otherwise, you just end up being an idiot at the end of the day. As for me, I’d much rather be the smartest guy in the room. Seems like my old man got a few things right. ...

Oct 29th

Oct 26th

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Oct 19th

Oct 18th

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Oct 17th

Good night. And by good night, I mean it was a good night annnnd I’m going to bed.

Oct 16th

Oct 15th

mitchislegend asked: Kyle we should hitchhike across America together.

Oct 13th

mitchislegend asked: Sometimes I think you post things just to make me smile. And piss myself with pure joy.

Oct 13th

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Holy moly! BTMI! - Buddy Holly

Oct 13th

Promise:

One (1) episode of “Bones” then I’m going to sleep.

Oct 7th

OK so here's how it goes...

So, I asked several girls to help me win a slap bet. For the uninitiated it means that I get to slap my roommate if “x” amount of girls don’t say “hi” to us. They did, and I get to slap Corey. This story would be funny if I didn’t promise two girls beers before the whole thing finished. While Corey and I enjoyed the company of the two ladies (regardless of...

Oct 7th

My new favorite genre of music is Bluegrass Tribute Albums.

Oct 6th

I love being able to leave work an hour early. So...

Oct 6th

Today is good...

You know. I woke up late on the couch. Drove downtown and got some bike goodies for Francis (my bike). Bought some tshirts. Came up with a really funny comic strip idea to mourn the death of my beloved thermos “Woody”. You know, good times. The weather is finally chilling out in Stumptown, so life is good and stuff.

Oct 5th

Solid Pony - Chew Your Lovely

Oct 5th

“Because my stepfather tried to rape me and he’s a werewolf.”

– No idea, but it was too incredible to pass up.

Oct 3rd

Fall Showed Up (a playlist)

Paul Baribeau - Unbearable Kevin Seconds - Good Luck Buttons Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes Austin Lucas - Somebody Loves You Nana Grizol - Love It, Love It Best enjoyed over a cup of coffee with a pb and j in hand. Note this lifestyle only works if you need a sweatshirt.

Aug 31st

In case nobody is aware...

I sort of love everyone. Don’t call. Chances are I can’t answer more than the odd text message. I still love you. Email is good. Snail mail is even better. Peace, love, community… all the ish I talk about a lot.

Aug 5th

Defiance, Ohio - Hairpool

Jul 26th

Jul 16th

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Jul 2nd

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Jun 21st

Jun 2nd

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Busted Carbon →

Stay away from carbon fiber.

May 26th

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