May 2012
4 posts
“Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
Best Made Company — The Lensatic Cruiser Compass →
I might go so far as to call this “dope”
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via omgponiez)
I remember hearing this story a long time ago! Glad to be reminded of it again.
(via paulftompkins)
April 2012
4 posts
Unique Water Towers →
This is somewhere between moderate and totally awesome.
Polar on-line comic →
This is downright awesome
March 2012
1 post
This is what I want for Christmas this year... →
February 2012
1 post
September 2011
1 post
Everybody wait... This is important... →
Also I would very much like to become a baron for my birthday. Check the store. It’s in there.
July 2011
3 posts
May 2011
1 post
WatchA solid little video showcasing a Rose City FC victory and what being a Timbers fan looks like…
Credit to Juliet Zulu.
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
1 post
Does anybody want to help me fight the Pizzapocolyspe?
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
Watch
November 2010
10 posts
To anybody who had the chance so far...
A lot of people are home for the holidays. Go hug your mom, your brother, sister, and/or dad. Not everybody gets to.
Cold and Rainy (A Friday Night Playlist)
Kevin Seconds - Good Luck Buttons
Defiance, Ohio - Midwestern Minutes
Austin Lucas - Somebody Loves You
Nana Grizol - Love It, Love It
Iron Horse - Pickin’ On Modest Mouse
“There were only like 8 guys back then.”
– Louis C.K.
Fine tuning the stand up act:
Don’t ask questions you aren’t prepared to answer.
Keep stacking the crowd
Do not drink that much before the show. Feel free after, but never before.
I'm completely sick to my stomach...
That could in fact be a balance of nerves, the fact that my friends at the end of the night were all my boss at work (who rulre… hard. Way to know how to drink!!!!), or the interesting thing about stand up comedy where you are totally alone… But my stomach isn’t happy. Most likely with a l lot of things. Tonight was great though and I wish I could do it again. OH wait! I will!
TK's stamp of approval...
Scarlet - Probably the best thing Brian Michael Bendis and Alex Maleev have done since they worked on Daredevil together. So freaking cool. Plus it takes place in Portland (where I live these days). It’s really fun to flip through a comic and see a bunch of landmarks that you actually recognize.
The Walking Dead - I never read the comic books, I just flipped through them, but the...
“Kermit, to me, is the original Tom Hanks”
– Jason Segel
October 2010
23 posts
Somebody call FEMA
‘Cause Halloween is a disaster…
My dad always told me...
That the smartest guy in the room was the guy that wasn’t saying anything.
We need to be careful about what we say and do if we aren’t entirely sure what is going on with people in a situation. Otherwise, you just end up being an idiot at the end of the day. As for me, I’d much rather be the smartest guy in the room. Seems like my old man got a few things right.
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Listen
Good night. And by good night, I mean it was a good night annnnd I’m going to bed.
mitchislegend asked: Kyle we should hitchhike across America together.
mitchislegend asked: Sometimes I think you post things just to make me smile. And piss myself with pure joy.
Promise:
One (1) episode of “Bones” then I’m going to sleep.
OK so here's how it goes...
So,
I asked several girls to help me win a slap bet. For the uninitiated it means that I get to slap my roommate if “x” amount of girls don’t say “hi” to us. They did, and I get to slap Corey.
This story would be funny if I didn’t promise two girls beers before the whole thing finished. While Corey and I enjoyed the company of the two ladies (regardless of...
My new favorite genre of music is Bluegrass Tribute Albums.
I love being able to leave work an hour early. So...
Today is good...
You know. I woke up late on the couch. Drove downtown and got some bike goodies for Francis (my bike). Bought some tshirts. Came up with a really funny comic strip idea to mourn the death of my beloved thermos “Woody”. You know, good times. The weather is finally chilling out in Stumptown, so life is good and stuff.