So,

I asked several girls to help me win a slap bet. For the uninitiated it means that I get to slap my roommate if “x” amount of girls don’t say “hi” to us. They did, and I get to slap Corey. 

This story would be funny if I didn’t promise two girls beers before the whole thing finished. While Corey and I enjoyed the company of the two ladies (regardless of appearance), Several men asked the less attractive friend for the number of the other friend. By the fifth time I was pissed since the “other” friend was a very nice lady. I told the fifth dude to go to hell and was asked to calm down. Frankly I have no understanding how I was a douche as I told a douche to go away from a group of ladies. DO NOT BE ASK A FRIEND FOR A NUMBER UNLESS YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH SAID FRIEND. Everyone else WILL know and occasionally someone WILL call you out on it. ASS HOLES. Don’t question guys that can actually beat you up. Idiots. I’m a boxer.